Wherein lies the problem: You, like many others, are a master of the ancient art of doing nothing. Your to-do list is a distant memory, lost in a sea of cat videos and memes.
Option F: The Dark Knight of Productivity - For those who have given up on life and are now seeking the solace of pure, unadulterated despair.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Option G: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Motivation - A journey through the rabbit hole of existential dread and the search for the elusive "Why."