Step 5: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

At this stage, you've mastered the basics of doing nothing. Now, it's time to take your skills to the next level. Learn to prioritize your priorities and make time for the most important things in life - like binge-watching your favorite TV show or playing video games till the cows come home.

The Procrastination Matrix

The Art of Making Excuses
The Joy of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Remember, the key to success is not to do the thing you were sent to do, but to do the thing that makes you happy.

Or, you know, just Google it and find the answer.