Therapy for the Avoidant

Welcome, fellow Avoidant. I'm glad you found us. Here's a place to talk about feelings, but only if you really, really, absolutely have to.

Why bother with human contact when you can just talk to a nice, non-judgmental computer screen? It's like having a therapist, but without the small talk or actual emotions.

Resources

• Avoidant Support Group - Because who needs a real social life when you can just talk to a bunch of people who are also avoiding humans?
• Online Avoidant Community - Join the fun of pretending to care about others while secretly just browsing cat videos
• Avoidant Self-Care - Tips and tricks for maintaining a healthy distance from others, because who needs hugs when you have a well-stocked pantry?

That's all for now. Don't forget to contact us if you need to pretend to talk to someone. Or, you know, just don't.