Self-Help for the Utterly Despondent

Welcome, fellow despairing souls. I see you're here for some self-help.

Well, let's get down to business.

The Three Laws of Self-Help

Five Steps to Not Completely Losing Your Mind

4 Ways to Make Your Existential Crisis a Little Easier to Bear

Six Reasons to Stay in Bed Today

Or, if you will, six reasons to stay in bed today.

But, honestly, it's all just a matter of perspective. And, you know, a good night's sleep.