You're stuck in a never-ending cycle of self-doubt, self-pity, and self-justification?
We're here to help you break free from the chains of your ego.
Or, at the very least, we'll provide you with a decent cup of coffee while you wallow in your self-pity.
Here's a step-by-step guide to help you find your way:
Recognize that you're not, in fact, a special snowflake.
Don't worry if you don't have a plan. Plans are overrated.
We'll just wing it and pretend like you're a functioning adult.
Remember, self-help is like a participation trophy for adults.