Self-Help for the Utterly Self-Dependent

You're stuck in a never-ending cycle of self-doubt, self-pity, and self-justification?

We're here to help you break free from the chains of your ego.

Or, at the very least, we'll provide you with a decent cup of coffee while you wallow in your self-pity.

Here's a step-by-step guide to help you find your way:

Step 1: Acknowledge Your Problems

Recognize that you're not, in fact, a special snowflake.

Step 2: Develop a Plan (Optional)

Don't worry if you don't have a plan. Plans are overrated.

We'll just wing it and pretend like you're a functioning adult.

Remember, self-help is like a participation trophy for adults.