The Self-Help 3/1/5/2/9/6 Guide

Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in a rut? Do you want to be the best version of yourself, but just can't seem to get out of bed in the morning?

We've got you covered. Our expert team of self-help gurus has crafted the ultimate guide to help you achieve your goals and become a functioning member of society.

Section 1: The Art of Procrastination

Learn the secrets of doing absolutely nothing, and doing it with style. Discover the ancient art of putting off your responsibilities until the last possible moment, and then some.

Section 1.1: The Procrastination Toolbox

Get instant access to our exclusive toolbox of procrastination tools and resources. Includes:

• A comprehensive list of cat videos to watch while you "work"
• A flowchart to help you decide which task is the most important to put off until tomorrow
• A calculator to determine the exact number of minutes you can spend playing video games before calling it a "research break"