Here's a page for you, because you clearly need help.
Today's self-help topic: Overcoming the struggle of getting out of bed in the morning
Or, if that's not your thing, try:
The Art of Eating Cereal with a Spoon (a 7-day program)
And, because it's just that kind of day:
The Self-Help Guide to Procrastination: A 5-Step Plan (with bonus cat pictures!)