Level 3: The Self-Help for the Utterly Confused

Congratulations, you've made it to Level 3! You're doing great! But don't get too cocky, there's still a ways to go.

Here, we'll cover some advanced self-help techniques to further confound and delight you:

1. Learn to Love the Scream of a Thousand Cymbals - a meditation technique for those who've lost their grip on reality.

2. The Art of Forgetting Your Keys (Again) - a guide to mastering the ancient art of misplacing your belongings.

3. Cultivate a Sense of Purpose (or Not) - a course on finding your life's meaning, or just pretending to.

4. Practice the Ancient Art of Procrastination - a comprehensive guide to doing nothing while appearing busy.