Confessions are 100% anonymous, 100% confidential, 100% probably-not-actually-100% confidential. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Confess your deepest, darkest secrets to the abyss, and let the void consume them.
Confessions are 100% anonymous, 100% confidential, 100% probably-not-actually-100% confidential. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Want to confess something else? Try: