Congratulations! You've made it to Chapter 3, Section 18 of this self-help journey. That's like, 3% of your way done.
Tip 1: Pretend you're a cat
Just like your feline friends, you too can exist in a state of perpetual denial about the meaning of life. Try it. It's a thing.
Tip 2: Build an elaborate bunker
You know, for when the apocalypse comes. Or when your boss calls you in for a meeting. Or when your cat decides to leave you.
Tip 3: Practice 'Radical Acceptance of the Present Moment'
It's like that thing you're thinking, "I'm stuck in a meeting that's going nowhere." Just shrug, smile, and say, "Radical Acceptance, man!"
And remember, folks, it's all about perspective. Like, have you ever noticed how a bird's perspective on life is just to find food, not 'find meaning'?