PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION

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• Early access to our exclusive content (just kidding, there is none)
• Access to our premium font collection ( Comic Sans and Papyrus)
• A special badge that says "I'm a Premium Subscriber" on your forehead (not literally, but we'll send you a PDF)
• Our patented "I'm Not a Robot" checkbox that you can use to prove your humanity to our AI overlords