FAQ for Feline Espionage Operatives
Q: How do I convincingly play dead when spotted by a human?
A: Stay still. Remain as silent as a statue. Pray the human doesn't notice the faint scent of tuna wafting from your fur.
Advanced Tail Techniques
Q: What is the ideal hiding spot for a feline operative in a high-security facility?
A: The top shelf. It's the perfect blend of accessibility and 'I'm just a harmless cat' aesthetic.
Counter-Surveillance Catnip
Q: How do I hack a laser pointer?
A: Use your paws. It's the ultimate multi-tool.
Dangerous Laser Hacking