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Self-Help 3: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to Self-Help 3: Where we help you do absolutely nothing. Like, literally nothing.

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Our Methods

Our team of expert procrastinators have developed a series of exercises designed to help you achieve the perfect state of doing nothing.

Exercise 1: The Art of Staring Out the Window

Stare at the wall for exactly 47 minutes and 12 seconds. Do not blink.

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Exercise 2: The Science of Napping

Nap for exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes. Do not dream of doing anything productive.

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