Step 1: Wear pants. Not just any pants, but the kind that are slightly worn out, yet somehow still respectable. Bonus points if you've got a few strategically-placed tears in the knees.
When in doubt, use words like 'perspicacious' or 'enervate'. Trust us, no one will ever call you out on it.
Learn more about the art of using words that make you sound smartStep 2: Pretend to be interested in things you don't understand
Nod enthusiastically while scrolling through your phone, even if you have no idea what you're looking at. Bonus points if you can manage to send a few emails without actually typing anything.
Learn more about the art of appearing competent with a deviceStep 3: Practice the art of doing absolutely nothing
Stare intensely at a point on the wall for exactly 3 seconds. Repeat as needed.
Learn more about the power of staringStep 4: Develop a sense of humor about it all
Find the humor in your own pretentiousness and laugh heartily. Or, at the very least, laugh politely.
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