Therapy for the Procrastinator

Where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously.

So, you're stuck on our couch, staring at the wall, thinking about the cat you're supposed to be watching, and the laundry you're supposed to be doing... Welcome to Therapy for the Procrastinator, the only place where your excuses are valid, and so are your excuses for having no excuses.

Our team of expert therapists (okay, it's just Bob, but he has a Ph.D.) will help you navigate the minefield of Procrastination Station, where every task is a minefield of distractions, and every deadline is a cruel joke.

Our Approach

We don't judge you. We just enable you.

At Procrastinator's Anonymous, we use a revolutionary approach that's all about finding creative ways to do nothing. Our patented technique involves:

Identifying your favorite excuses
Reinforcing your self-esteem with participation trophies
Developing a comprehensive list of reasons why you can't do it now (but will do it later)
Creating a schedule that's flexible (read: nonexistent)

It's like a vacation, but with more paperwork.

Meet the Therapist

Bob, Ph.D. (Procrastination Specialist)

Bob has spent years studying the art of doing nothing. He holds a Ph.D. in Procrastination from the University of Google and has written extensively on the subject.

His areas of expertise include:

Justifying the importance of taking a three-hour break for a sandwich
Creating elaborate spreadsheets to track progress (or lack thereof)
Becoming expertly sidetracked by cat videos

Bob is available for appointments, but be warned: he has a tendency to fall asleep in sessions.

Get Help

Don't just do something, do nothing with us.

Schedule an appointment with Bob today and start your journey towards becoming a master procrastinator!

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