Why Bother?
Because let's be real, those notifications are just a never-ending stream of FOMO (fear of missing out) and FODA (fear of doing anything). You don't need to be constantly connected to be happy. In fact, you might just find that you can be more productive and creative when you're not distracted by every "OMG, did you see the latest memes?".
But Wait, What About My Social Media Addiction?
We know, we know, it's hard to quit cold turkey. But don't worry, we've got a few more steps to help you through the process. Just remember, it's not about blocking social media forever, it's about finding a healthy balance. Like, you know, a balance between scrolling through cat videos and actually doing work.