"I was once a slacker, now I'm a slacker with a 401k. Thank you, Procrastinator's Paradise!"
- Bob, Age 32, Still on the couch.
"I used to spend all day playing video games, now I spend all day playing video games, but with more guilt and anxiety. Progress, right?"
- Jane, Age 27, Still playing video games.
"I was a procrastinator, now I'm a procrastinator with a side hustle. Business is booming... in my basement."
- Mike, Age 41, Still in his PJs.
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