THE MIDDLE CHILD PROBLEM

Are you stuck in the middle of the road to success? Do you find yourself perpetually stuck between a rock and a hard place? Well, you're not alone! Welcome to Self-Help: The Middle Child, where we specialize in providing unhelpful advice and half-baked solutions for the chronically indecisive.

Our team of expert middle children will guide you through the process of doing the minimum amount of effort while still appearing to be productive. We'll help you navigate the treacherous waters of adulting, one mediocre decision at a time.

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