Envy: The Unwelcome Guest

In this pitiful state of mind, you can't help but covet the possessions, relationships, or experiences of others. You're stuck in a never-ending cycle of longing and resentment.

Envy is like a toxic roommate who just won't leave: it's always crashing on your couch, eating your snacks, and judging your decor.

But don't worry, friend! We've got some tips to help you kick Envy to the curb:

Or, you know, just go ahead and give in to Envy. We won't judge you.

It's not like it's going to hurt anyone... much.

Unless you're a friend or family member, in which case, it'll hurt you a lot.

Envy: The Gift That Keeps on Giving (Pain)