Welcome to Self-Help 6: Answering the Obvious Questions

Are you tired of getting real answers? Do you want to be told things that make sense? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but we've got a better idea. Our experts are here to give you the most unhelpful, non-sensical advice in the universe.

Here's your first answer:

What's the meaning of life?

Uh, it's a hamster.

Learn more about the hamster's existential implications.

Should I get a pet?

No, just get a rock. They're low maintenance and won't judge you for your life choices.

Read about the joys of rock ownership.

How do I make friends?

Just shout at people on the bus until one of them talks to you. It's a great way to break the ice, we swear.

Find out more bus-based social skills.