For those who've lost their soul, but not their sense of humor.
Are you feeling empty, hollow, and vaguely annoyed by the existence of others? Do you find joy in the suffering of others, but only as a spectator sport? Do you have a strong dislike for feelings and emotions, but a deep love for existential dread? Welcome to Soulless Self-Help!
Side effects may include: increased apathy, decreased empathy, and a strong urge to question the meaning of life. Not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread caused by our services.