Technique 4: The Art of Not Caring

Today, we're going to explore the advanced technique of not caring about anything, really.

Step 1: Practice your "I don't care" face in the mirror. Make sure it's a good, firm "I don't care" face.

Step 2: Surround yourself with people who don't care. They'll be your support system, your sounding board, and your constant reminder that you're not special.

Step 3: Refuse to participate in pointless conversations. When someone says, "Hey, what's up?" just shrug and walk away.

Step 4: Develop a hobby that doesn't require any actual effort. Like watching grass grow or staring at a wall.

Continue to /self-help/6/technique-5 for more advanced techniques, or dip into the depths of self-help for a more existential exploration of the self.