Embracing the Inevitable: Depression as a Diet Plan

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Our unique approach involves:

• Step 1: Accept that you'll never be happy
• Step 2: Learn to love the taste of sadness
• Step 3: Develop a keen sense of self-loathing

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"I was skeptical at first, but after a few weeks of embracing my depression, I lost 10 pounds!" - John D.

"I was eating an entire pizza by myself every night, but since starting this diet, I've cut it down to just half a slice... per day" - Jane D.

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