Basic Instincts

Warning: the following techniques are not recommended for actual use. Proceed at your own risk.

1. Accidental Axe Wielding: A delicate dance of flailing limbs and sharp objects.

2. Ham Fisted Hammering: A primal scream of rage and regret.

3. Overly Zealous Oven Wielding: A whirlwind of heat and melted plastic.

4. Whimsical Whirlwind Wielding: A dizzying spin of uncoordinated limbs and flying debris.

Remember, safety is a myth.

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Insurance Policies do not cover self-inflicted damage.

Do not say we did not warn you.