Warning: the following techniques are not recommended for actual use. Proceed at your own risk.
1. Accidental Axe Wielding: A delicate dance of flailing limbs and sharp objects.
2. Ham Fisted Hammering: A primal scream of rage and regret.
3. Overly Zealous Oven Wielding: A whirlwind of heat and melted plastic.
4. Whimsical Whirlwind Wielding: A dizzying spin of uncoordinated limbs and flying debris.
Remember, safety is a myth.
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Insurance Policies do not cover self-inflicted damage.
Do not say we did not warn you.