Welcome to Self-Sarcasm Abyss: Where's the Bull When You Need It?

Because, let's be real, you probably just needed a good excuse for your procrastination.

Here are some subpages for when you can't even:

Where's My Superhero Costume?

Because, let's face it, you were supposed to save the world today, but you're still in your pajamas.

Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Here's a super helpful guide:

Where is My Sanity?

It's probably hiding under a pile of bills, or maybe it's been kidnapped by a group of mischievous squirrels.

Here's a super helpful guide:

Where Did I Put My Keys? Self-Sarcasm Abyss: Where's the Bull When You Need It?

Welcome to Self-Sarcasm Abyss: Where's the Bull When You Need It?

Because, let's be real, you probably just needed a good excuse for your procrastination.

Here are some subpages for when you can't even:

Where's My Superhero Costume?

Because, let's face it, you were supposed to save the world today, but you're still in your pajamas.

Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Here's a super helpful guide:

Where is My Sanity?

It's probably hiding under a pile of bills, or maybe it's been kidnapped by a group of mischievous squirrels.

Here's a super helpful guide:

Where Did I Put My Keys?

Maybe they're on a diet, or perhaps they're on a spiritual quest to find themselves.

Don't worry, here's a ประก super helpful guide: