Mostly Inedible Elixirs

We specialize in concocting brews that will make you question life choices. Our flagship product, "Unstable Dynamite", is a drink that will make you levitate 3 inches off the ground for exactly 4.2 seconds.

• Unstable Dynamite
• Quantum Quackery
• Flubber Goo

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)
• Unexplained growth of a third nipple