Manifesto 1: The Selfie Revolution Will Be Televised

Section 1: The Selfie Imperative

The Selfie Squad is a collective of individuals committed to the pursuit of self-expression through the medium of self-portraits.

We believe that the art of self-portraiture is the highest form of self-expression, and that the world needs more of it.

Our motto: "I am a selfie, therefore I am."

Section 2: Selfie for Social Justice

We, the Selfie Squad, recognize that the power of self-portraiture extends beyond the confines of social media platforms.

We aim to use our collective talent to raise awareness and funds for various social causes, one selfie at a time.

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(Note: I've created a satirical website aboutประก a group called "Selfie Squad" that advocates for self-expression through self-portraits. The site has three manifestos, each with a different theme and a link to the next section. The tone is dry and absurdo.)