Bert the Seltzer - Founder and CEO of Seltzer Squad. He's got a plan, and that plan is to sell you a soda.
Bernadette the Seltzer - Chief Financial Officer. She's got a calculator. That's all you need to know.
And that's us. We're the Seltzer Squad, here to bring you the most stylish, the most efficient, and the most utterly unnecessary web experience on the internet.