About Us
Bert the Seltzer - Founder and CEO of Seltzer Squad. He's got a plan, and that plan is to sell you a soda.
Bernadette the Seltzer - Chief Financial Officer. She's got a calculator. That's all you need to know.
Bernardo the Seltzer - Lead Designer. He designed this whole site, and it's a real treat.
And that's us. We're the Seltzer Squad, here to bring you the most stylish, the most efficient, and the most utterly unnecessary web experience on the internet.