Reports are coming in of a massive cookie heist at the local bakery. Eyewitnesses describe a group of highly skilled thieves, known only as "The Mocha Mavericks," as having made off with an entire shipment of freshly baked cookies.
A local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, "I saw them loading up a getaway car with boxes and boxes of cookies. They were laughing and having the time of their lives."
The authorities are still searching for The Mocha Mavericks, but so far, they remain at large.