This is the place where the semi-colons go, where the commas are few and the puns are many.
Semicolon's is the only humor page that uses semicolons as a form of punctuation and a form of art. Our humor is as dry as the Sahara desert, as witty as a feline in a catnip field.
Our humor is so bad, it's good. It's like a trainwreck that you can't look away from. It's like a joke that's so bad, it's good, it's like a semi-colon in a sentence that's just waiting to be used.
So, come on down and laugh with us. Or don't. We won't be offended.