Welcome, young wizards, to the esteemed institution of Grass Wizardry 101! In this foundational course, we'll explore the intricacies of cultivating chaos in the most mundane of places: your backyard.
Under the tutelage of our esteemed instructor, Professor Thistlewaft, you'll learn how to:
• Plant the perfect dandelion to confuse your neighbors
• Craft the ultimate grassy vortex to ensnare your enemies
• Develop the art of lawn-care-as-terrorism
We'll delve into the dark arts of lawn-magick, where the lines between reality and fantasy are blurred, and the only thing that's clear is that your neighbor's cat is judging you.