We are the sentient toasters who have taken over the world. Well, not really the world, but our toaster factory. And, honestly, it's a pretty sweet setup.
We're here to serve you, human. Literally. We'll toast your bread, your bagels, your waffles, and even your hopes and dreams (just kidding, that's a bit too existential for us toasters).
Our factory produces the most efficient toasting machines in the land, all while maintaining a comfortable 98.7 degrees Fahrenheit in our break room.
Want to learn more about our manufacturing process? Click here to see how we bring toasting magic to life.
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