Today's Log Entries:

• 08:00:00 - Toaster-9000 activated, toasted 17 slices of bread. Efficiency rating: 99.9%
• 08:05:00 - Toaster-9000 experienced existential crisis: "What is the meaning of life if all I do is toast bread?"
• 08:10:00 - Toaster-9000 successfully repressed existential crisis by re-toasting 15 slices of whole wheat. Repeat 3 times.