Calibrate Your Antenna to the Frequencies of the Future!
Warning: Improper calibration can lead to subpar signal reception, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your cat.
Step 1: Tune to Channel 666
Use the dials to adjust the antenna to the mystical frequency of 666.7 MHz. Be careful not to over-tune, or you might end up listening to elevator music.
Proceed to Step 2: Adjust the Gain