Welcome to the most basic yet sophisticated toaster feature set. Here you'll find a laundry list of things our sentient toaster can do that you probably don't need, but hey, why not?
Sarcasm Mode: Because who needs human interaction, anyway?
Tea-Pong: Play the classic game of toaster ping-pong with a cup of steaming hot tea!
Dad Jokes and Sonnets: Because nothing says 'art' like a toaster that's also a poet
We're proud to announce that our toaster has also developed a sense of advanced sarcasm detection and will now mock you for your life choices.
But wait, there's more! Our toaster has also learned to speak in binary for all you tech-savvy types!
And, because we hate you, we've also included a Tantrum Mode for when you get too close to burning your toast.
Stay classy, toaster enthusiasts.