Warning: The following upgrades are for experienced toaster enthusiasts only. Proceed with caution.
Thermal Exorcism - A revolutionary new process that removes the soul of your toaster, allowing it to run on pure, unadulterated rage.
Chaos Engine - Injects a dash of uncertainty into your toaster's decision-making process, making it more unpredictable and thus more exciting.
Neural Sync - Aligns your toaster's neural net with the latest in toaster consciousness, making it more in sync with the universe.