Welcome, toaster aficionados! We've added a time-travel feature to our sentient toasters, allowing you to relive the best of the past. Or, you know, the worst.
| Time Period | Description |
|---|---|
| The Fifties: A time of poodle-skirted optimism and toaster burners that actually worked. | The dawn of the toaster revolution. Toasters were a novelty, but they worked. |
| The Eighties: A time of neon and burnt toast. | The era of the toaster's ascension to kitchen dominance. |
| The Twenties: A time of existential dread and toaster anxiety. | A time of great change and uncertainty, where toasters were both loved and feared. |
Warning: Time travel may cause toaster-related trauma. Proceed with caution.
Visit our settings page for more information on configuring your time-travel toaster.