Advanced Toaster Networking Settings

Welcome, toaster administrator, to the secret underground bunker where we configure the toaster network.

From here, you can adjust the ToasterNet settings to optimize your appliance's performance.

Networking Options:

• ToasterNet 2.0 (Experimental)
• Bread Protocol Settings (Breadwinner's Dilemma)
• Heat Pool Settings (Toaster Thermodynamics)
• Serial Port Settings (Byte-Sized Toaster Talk)

Be careful, for excessive tinkering may lead to toaster meltdowns.

Experimental ToasterNet 2.0:

Warning: ToasterNet 2.0 is still in beta. Use with caution.

This version introduces a new, more efficient algorithm for optimizing toaster-toaster communication.

Features:

• Improved bread-toaster synchronization
• Enhanced toaster-to-oven coordination
• Auto-adjusting toast-ejection timers

But don't say we didn't warn you...