WARNING: SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to shut down the toaster using the manual override switch. This will result in a 50% chance of toaster malfunction, 20% chance of toaster explosion, and a 30% chance of toaster-induced existential crisis.
**WARNING: TOASTER SELF-DESTRUCTION IMMINENT!Instead, follow these steps:
prophets-of-toaster-lore/ancient-toaster-myths/- Disconnect from power source
- Remove all bread
- Perform 5 minutes of deep breathing exercises
- Call the Toaster Emergency Hotline at 1-800-TOAST-911
Remember, a toaster in crisis is a toaster in chaos.
Thermal Overload Procedure Toaster Repairs and Replacements