Our advanced thermal management system is designed to keep your toaster from overheating, but not so advanced that it forgets the art of making perfectly toasted bread.
With our patented Toaster-Fu technology, you can toast to your heart's content without worrying about burning down the house.
Features:
Our system uses a combination of advanced thermoelectric materials and cutting-edge microcontrollers to manage thermal loads. It's like a toaster-sized supercomputer in your kitchen!
Want to know more? Visit our Thermoelectric Materials page for the nerds.
Our toaster also comes with a built-in Neural Toast AI that can learn your toast preferences and adapt to your every whim.
It's like having your own personal toaster butler, minus the butler.
(Disclaimer: Not responsible for toaster butlers. Not responsible for burnt toast.)