Welcome to the definitive guide to the art of sequined socks. Because, let's be real, who doesn't want to talk about socks?
Sequined socks are not just socks with holes, no matter what the internet says. They're a specific, carefully crafted art form. A delicate balance of hole-to-cotton ratio, carefully calibrated to make you question the very fabric of reality.
Or, as our research team put it, "a sock that's been punched in the face by life, but still managed to come out with its dignity intact."
A scale to measure the sequined-ness of your sock game:
Now that you know the basics, it's time to level up your sock game. Click below for more advanced sequined sock techniques: