Getting lost in Serendipity

Maps don't help here. We've tried.

It seems you're lost. Again. In Serendipity. We've got:

• Our expert team of navigators who are not expert navigators
• A vast array of confusing signs that all look the same
• A map that's just a piece of paper with a wobbly line on it

Try these:

• Panic and run around in circles
• Ask someone for help, they'll just point you further in the wrong direction
• Pretend you're not lost, just 'browsing' for 'research'