Warning: Tread carefully, traveler. Minute 4 of Serendipity is a minefield of missed opportunities and regretful decisions.
Move to Minute 5 for some actual advice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, dwell in the darkness of Minute 4's uncertainty.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
A local legend claims that Minute 4 was once home to a thriving community of time travelers who got stuck in an infinite loop of regret.
They say that if you listen closely, you can still hear their anguished cries echoing through the timestream.
Or maybe that's just the sound of your neighbor's lawnmower.
The local legend also claims that if you stare into the abyss of Minute 4 for too long, you'll start to lose your mind.
You might even forget what day it is, or what year, or what century.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Some say that if you're brave enough to venture deeper into the heart of Minute 4, you'll find a hidden cache of temporal artifacts.
Others claim it's just a bunch of old, useless junk.
Either way, it's worth a look.
Or not.