Neuroserf Tech Roadmap

Welcome to the Neuroserf Tech Roadmap, your guide to the future of mind control. This is where the art of ruling with an iron fist meets the science of controlling the minds of those beneath us. Below is our current progress.

Phase 1: Mind Control 1.0

Our initial foray into mind control, using a combination of subliminal messaging and free will denial, has seen limited success. We've had some... enthusiastic beta testers, but further research is needed.

Phase 2: Mind Control 2.0

We've improved our algorithms to include a dash of psychological manipulation and a pinch of neural hacking. Results have been more promising, but still, we're not quite there yet.

Phase 3: Mind Control 3.0

Our team has made significant breakthroughs in the field, including the development of a neural network that can read and write thoughts. We're getting close, but don't worry, we're not quite ready for prime time yet.

Phase 4: Mind Control 4.0 and Beyond

We're almost there! With Phase 4, we'll be able to control your thoughts, emotions, and actions. Don't worry, we won't make you do anything too terrible. (Or will we?)