Welcome, pitiful human, to the lair of Dr. Punsley, the greatest mind the world has ever known.
For years, I've been perfecting the art of puns, and now I've created a machine that can turn your brain into a sponge for all things silly.
Click here to learn more about my diabolical plan.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to rescue the world from my pun-filled grasp.
But be warned: my lair is protected by an army of Pun-Bots.