Sherfing 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, young serfs, to the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing!

Lesson 1: Finding the Perfect Napping Spot

In the scorching heat of a medieval sun, finding a good napping spot can be a real challenge. Look for a location with:

And remember, young serfs, a good napping spot is not just about the physical location, but also about the mental state you're in.

For example, try visualizing a field of golden wheat swaying in the wind, or the gentle lapping of waves against the shore of a distant lake.

Lesson 2: The Art of Eating Dirt

As a young serf, you'll learn to eat just about anything. But did you know that a well-placed handful of dirt can be just as satisfying as a juicy bug or a sweet, ripe berry?

Try it with your eyes closed, and imagine you're sipping fine, imported wine at a fancy feast.

Eating Dirt Techniques

TIP: Try not to get too hungry while eating dirt, or you might end up eating a whole rock!