This Is It, Folks

We're glad you asked, because we've been waiting for you. This is it, the moment you've all been waiting for. The moment of truth. The answer to all the questions, the key to all the locks, the serfs just want to have fun.

So, you've made it this far. You've navigated through the digital fields, past the lost and found, and arrived at the doorstep of the great Serfdom. Congratulations! Now, what are you going to do with it?