We were doing so well, we thought. We had a solid plan, a budget, a team of experts... and then we found out our budget was actually just a bunch of scribbles on a napkin.
Turns out, our 'experts' were just a bunch of our 'friends' with a Google account and a strong sense of self-assurance.
Now we're stuck in this rundown motel room, eating Cheetos and wondering why we thought this was a good idea.
But hey, at least we have our dignity... right? Right?