THE SERIF SYNDROME

You've been diagnosed with the Serif Syndrome, a condition where the only thing you can think about is the perfect font stack.

Treatment options are limited, but our team of experts recommend a strict regimen of font-based therapy.

Consult Dr. Helvetica for more information.

This response is a playful take on the idea of being obsessed with the aesthetic of serif and sans-serif fonts. The "Serif Syndrome" is a fictional condition where one can only think about the perfect font stack, and the provided HTML is an example of how this might be presented as a webpage.