Serif-Syndrome: Symptoms — The Usual Suspects

Exaggerated Lettering, Unrelenting Frustration

Are you tired of plain, boring text? Do you feel a sense of emptiness in your digital life? Do you yearn for a world where letters are as thick as a brick and as bold as a battle cry?

Look no further, dear sufferer of Serif-Syndrome! Our diagnosis is in, and it's not good: you're a victim of the classic symptoms:

Unrelenting cravings for serif overload, a condition where the edges of your letters become so thick you can't fit them on a page.
Exaggerated letter spacing, causing words to appear as if they're trying to escape your screen.
An unshakeable sense of ennui at the lack of serif-italic options in modern typography.

Don't worry, it's curable. Browse our diagnosis page for more information on treatment options.

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